So You Want to Help Me, Huh?

That's right, you know you want to. You know what I mean. Yeah, you do. You want to send out the link to my  ETSY shop to everyone you know so I can quit my job and become a full time crafter/writer. So yeah, it's not a subliminal message of any type. I am telling you and showing you. Oh, and I am also begging.

PLEASE!PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!PLEASE!PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!PLEASE!

Huh. It's sort of a strange word when you write it so many times... let's see if I beg some more if it starts to look normal... PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Okay I am so kidding, but really, with a cherry on top? You could buy something, you could tell your neighbor, who could then tell theirs... You could tell some philandering guy you know who could buy something for each of his girlfriends and his wife, since they all are unique one of a kind items- all different so it's not as if his wife gets the same thing as the skanky girlfriend. (Oh, if you are the skanky girlfriend- I take it back. Just make sure he buys you three, since you are never going to get a house like his wife did.)

Wouldn't that look great on you? Yeah, that's what I thought. It would look fabulous. I don't think I could be any more subtle as to what your next step should be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe I should look up the definition of subtle. Blatant might be more appropriate.